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I want to ‘Go with Oh’ to…PARIS!

i want to go with oh to paris

Paris and I are not on good terms. 

Have you ever been to a place you’ve been dying to go to and nothing has gone right? Twice I have made the journey to the City of Light and twice I have been left wanting. Both trips were quick and jam packed with trying to squeeze in as much culture as possible in only a few days.

Paris is a fancy, classy lady. Cheap dates and quick visits don’t cut it with fashion capital of the world. You’ve got to wine and dine her. You’ve got to take the time to get to know Paris, otherwise she’ll kick you in the ass and leave you crying on the sidewalk. Here’s how I ended up crying on the sidewalks of Paris. Twice.

My introduction to Paris when I was 19 was unforgettable, and not in a good way. Between the entire city being on a public transportation strike for days or the fact that I ended up missing the last bus to the Ryanair Beauvais airport in the middle of nowhere and had to sleep on the streets of Paris, where do I even begin?

I gave the La Ville-Lumière a second chance a year ago. Trying to pack in as many tourist sites as possible, racing from one monument to another only to wait in line for hours, the highlight of my trip was when my beautiful leather boot broke ON TOP of Notre Dame. No, not inside Notre Dame, not at a restaurant near Notre Dame, not within spitting distance of a metro stop or a taxi. Nope! At the top of 387 stairs, in the rain after I waited in line for 2 hours. It then proceeded to rain cats and dogs for the rest of the trip and all I had wear were my canvas TOMS and ballet flats because I was too cheap to shell out for another pair of boots. It could have been worse but then again, is there anything worse than walking around in soggy shoes for days on end?

i want to go with oh to paris

They say third time’s the charm! Ever the optimist, I’ve learned from my mistakes and I want to give Paris another chance! Cue cheesy accordion music!

Who would I take with me? My mom? My best friend? My dog? Tough question. If I could take anyone with me, it would have to be the mysterious Ella Coquine; she is the reason I still am unequivocally head over heels in love with Paris. My favorite blogger in France, and quite possibly the entire universe, Ella’s adventures and misadventures have me snorting with laughter every time my inbox pings with a new post from her. I can’t even begin to imagine the shenanigans and episodes we would get up to together. Watch out Paris!

My ultimate goal in visiting Paris with Go with Oh would be to see a whole different side of the metropolis and share with my readers how to tackle this fussy mistress of a city from another angle. I got to hang out with the awesome people at Go with Oh at the Blog House in Besalú then at TBEX in Spain, so I was more than thrilled to be asked to participate in this competition – the prize being a month’s accommodation at a Go with Oh apartment in a European city of our choice!

i want to go with oh to paris

For me, I want to experiencing Paris like a local, be like the French (if that is even possible for a loud-mouthed American from the south) and get to know the “real” Paris that I’ve always dreamed about. Not the Paris of waiting in lines for two hours to see the Mona Lisa and jostling with massive tour groups from Japan for a photo of the Eiffel Tower.

We all know the standard “10 Things to Do in Paris” list: the Louvre, Notre Dame, the Arc de Triumpe, the Champs Elysees, the Eiffel Tower, the D’Osay Museum, Montmartre, cruise down the Seine at sunset, visiting Jim Morrison’s grave, with a Versailles day trip thrown in for good measure wearing a beret and eating a baguette with stinky French cheese. That’s nice and all, but really, it’s overdone! I want to showcase a fresh side of Paris and take you off the beaten track!

Here are my 10 things I dream about doing in Paris!

1. Take a French cooking class

While some girls grew up aspiring to be being Britney Spears or swimming with Free Willy at SeaWorld, I had delusions of grander and yearned to be able to debone a duck and whip up boeuf bourguignon like my idol Julia Child. Getting to partake in a cooking class in France would be a childhood dream fulfilled. And getting to stay in an apartment means I would get to practice my newfound skills at night and save some extra euros. Double win.

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Learning to clean a squid, I’m not afraid of getting dirty in the kitchen!

2. Go on a Vespa tour

No more worries of public transport strikes with a shiny red vespa between my knees! I want to zoom around all of Paris, preferably behind a hunky (and single) Frenchmen with a Hermès scarf jauntily tied around my neck. I can get around twice as fast and get to know the hidden back streets and local haunts of the Parisians and video it all for you guys with my Go Pro camera strapped to my head (because that won’t flag me as a flaming tourist)! Maybe I will even learn to drive a Vespa in heels, like a true European female.

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This is my dream photograph from a trip to Paris! I will recreate this one day!

3. Practice my French

I know 6 languages but French isn’t one of them. I want to be able to order my morning pain au chocolate and espresso like a native without butchering the French language and show you how to do the same. Because fitting in like a local means speaking like a local, American accent and all. And let’s be honest here, speaking French is pretty sexy, right? I’ll even do an online French course in preparation. Ok, I’m exaggerating, but I will watch Amelie and La Vie en Rose in French on repeat on the flight over.

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4. New and different day trips

Versailles and Giverny are nice and all, but there is far more to the surrounding countryside! I love day trips from big cities, and I would love to be able to visit lesser known locals outside Paris. Frolicking in the park and at the palace of Fontainebleau or at the Château de Vaux-le-Vicomte, living out my Marie Antoinette fantasies would make a good start. I would also not mind spending the day drinking champagne in Reims, and learning how to actually pronounce the name of this curious city.

5. Eat ALL the macarons

What pastry has gotten more attention than the NYC cupcake craze ove the last year? The famous French macaron! I will go on the hunt for the best macaron in Paris, following in the footsteps of my pastry idol, Paris Patisseries and his list of the 38 Best Pastries in Paris. I will eat them all! Come join me on my quest for my favorite macaron in Paris, because there is more to French macarons than Pierre Hermé and Ladurée.

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6. Live out my Amélie, Moulin Rouge and Woody Allen fantasies

Ok, this one is kinda touristy, but I can’t help it! Call me strange, but I think films are the some of the best ways to inspire travel. I have based several trips to places like Italy and Slovenia around shots I’ve seen in movies. Those images resonate with me and I love finally get to see them in real life. Who knows, I might even be persuaded to don a black bob wig with bangs and saunter around Montmartre, after a few glasses of famous French wine of course.

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7. How to dodge all the long lines

One thing I really detest while traveling are long lines. I hate waiting in line. I have the attention span of a toddler, I was not made to wait around and do nothing in a city like Paris, with so much to see and do (and eat)! Luckily, after conversing with locals last year, I started to learn the secrets of how to get into big tourist spots like the Louvre or San Chapelle without waiting for hours or paying extra. I will test out these heavily guarded secrets and hopefully share them here!

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Death to long lines!

8. Follow in Hemingway’s footsteps

If I died right now and could be reborn, I would come back as Ernest Hemingway. Never mind the fact that I am one of the girliest girls you’ll ever meet, I would do anything, ANYTHING to meet (or be) Hemingway. The man, the myth, the legend made his mark on Paris in the 20′s with the Lost Generation of writers, poets, and artists. I would go on a pilgrimage to his old apartments, his favorite cafes, literally follow his favorite walks. I would sip gin tonics while rereading A Moveable Feast at an outdoor cafe in the late afternoon. Really, I could keep going with this fantasy.

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9. Be trendy and hang out in the Marais

Last year I went on a free walking tour of the Marais neighborhood and LOVED it! I want to see more of this arrondissment. I want to explore art galleries by day and dress up and go out to the fashionable bars at night, ordering in French (oh la la!) and get to know some local cafes and markets in the area. I even want to find some affordable and cute shops that sell things, like, I dunno, boots, for example, in case yours break unexpectedly! And not just in the Marais, I want to investigate areas of Paris that aren’t always included on travel lists.

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Seriously, how cute is this?

10. Eat some strange (very French) things

You  name it, I’ll try it! You tweet it, I’ll eat it! I’ll even make a video too! Frog’s legs, escargot, foie gras and beef tartar, I’ll eat it all with a smile on my face! I’ve even heard of a little place in Paris that does foie gras creme brulee, can you even imagine how fatty that is? I’ll be sure to pack my leggings and stretch pants in my carry-on! The best souvenir I could take home would be an extra five (or ten) pounds gained off of delicious French cuisine. 

Bon appétit!

What would you do if you could spend a month in Paris? Are you a fan of traveling like a local? Have you ever chosen to rent an apartment while traveling instead of staying at a hotel or hostel?

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34 Responses to I want to ‘Go with Oh’ to…PARIS!

  1. Cat of Sunshine and Siestas December 12, 2012 at 7:48 am #

    I thought I would hate Paris, but after taking three trips, I took a class in college called “Paris and the Art of Urban Life.” Our textbook was the Michelin Green Guide and the book “Paris to the Moon,” and the two professors who team-taught essentially reminisced about their afternoons in cafes in the Latin Quarter. I have a new appreciation for the city because of them, even after the three visits!

    If Ella Coquaine can’t make it, pick me!! Suerte, chiki!

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

      That’s sounds awesome! I love inspiring professors!

  2. Marco Fiori December 12, 2012 at 9:00 am #

    I only managed two days in Paris for the first time this year, but really enjoyed it. I thought I’d not like it, having heard it’s expensive, full of rude Parisians and generally a tourist trap.

    The best day I had was just walking around its streets, taking in the local Sunday atmosphere. It makes me want to go back (something I definitely will do) and explore like you plan to.

    I hope three time’s a charm and your shoes hold up this time. Looking forward to reading everything.

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 2:10 pm #

      Thanks! I couldn’t agree more, I think my biggest problem was getting sucked into a tourist trap and trying to do too much in not enough time! I hope my shoes hold up this time too if I win :)

      • Marco Fiori December 12, 2012 at 4:52 pm #

        Yeah, it’s all about taking things slow – a lot of European cities are nicer if you take that mentality. After all, it’s the European way of life and they’re built around that mentality.

  3. Trevor Huxham December 12, 2012 at 9:26 am #

    I’m going to Paris for the first time in less than two weeks and couldn’t be more excited. I’m really intimidated by going to Paris around Christmas Day (sooo many tourists–myself included!!!) but at the same time overjoyed to experience this beautiful city.

    Your wish to eat ALL the macaroons is definitely on my list. You know how some people go on a mission to eat every flavor of gelato possible on a weeklong trip to Italy? Yeah…that may be me…in Paris…with macaroons. I’ve never eaten them before, but when I saw them flying around in the movie Marie Antoinette I knew I wanted to try them someday.

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 2:12 pm #

      I’m obsessed with macarons, I will eat as many as possible if I get to go! They are delicious!

      My best advice is not to try to do too much, Paris can be overwhelming, just try to soak it all in and enjoy it :)

  4. Ella Coquine December 12, 2012 at 3:39 pm #

    Thanks for the shout out! You’d think my blog would discourage readers to come here after all the merde I’ve been through! I’m glad you are able to see the Paris that I know and love…even if it isn’t always la vie en rose!

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 6:51 pm #

      Of course! You’re one of my favorite bloggers, and I get my Paris fix through your posts! Keep em coming!!

  5. Jenni ~ Paris Plus Me Oui Oui" December 12, 2012 at 4:25 pm #

    This was awesome, I loved reading it. I say if we do not win “Go with Oh” contest, lets go together! Good luck to you!

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

      Thanks! See you there :)

  6. Joanne December 12, 2012 at 5:03 pm #

    I have some very similar experiences from Paris, and my first two times resulted in some crying moments–being threatened in the metro, having to hitchike…well, that can be shared another time…BUT, I went back a third time and it was amazing. The third time really was the charm. You need to rent the bikes they have throughout the city and see the city by bike. It is amazing, and I will never forget riding under the Arc de Triomphe and along the Champs Elysees…go back, for sure!

    • Liz December 12, 2012 at 6:52 pm #

      Perfect!!! That gives me hope!!!

  7. Liz December 12, 2012 at 10:30 pm #

    I can’t not like Paris-it’s actually impossible. Both times I went were magical, which is so cheesy, but true. I still feel like I haven’t seen enough of it. Take me with you! Liz(s) invade Paris!

    • Liz December 16, 2012 at 2:02 pm #

      That would be AWESOME! The Lizs do Paris!

  8. Sara GowithOh December 14, 2012 at 1:54 pm #

    Awesome Liz!! I saw myself in Paris thanks to your story! Kisses & good luck!

    • Liz December 16, 2012 at 2:03 pm #

      yay! Perfect! Kisses xx

  9. amelie88 December 14, 2012 at 3:29 pm #

    Be careful with the Amelie fantasies… The reason that movie was such a hit with Americans is because that movie mostly focuses on the stereotypical, touristy, idealized Paris and heavily features famous Paris landmarks like Sacre Coeur and Notre Dame and romanticizes the city. I took a French film class in college and we talked about why that movie was such a success–it’s a light, quirky, romantic comedy and has a happy ending (most French movies are not like this and are quite dark and the endings are not so happy).

    If you end up going, I recommend visiting the catacombs. Out of all the touristy things I have done in Paris in my life (and that’s quite a lot since I have been visiting France since I was a baby), I thought it was one of the creepiest but one of the coolest things I’ve ever done there! And a great day trip from Paris most tourists probably don’t consider is Rouen. My father grew up there, it’s where Joan of Arc was burned at the stake. We had American friends come visit us for a day trip a few years ago when we went to France for Christmas. They absolutely loved it because it was so different from Paris. I will always highly rate anything in Normandy. :)

    • Liz December 16, 2012 at 2:04 pm #

      Definitely want to go to Rouen! Thanks for the tip! I read a lot about it in my medieval history classes in college.

      I went to the catacombs last year, very cool, but I had to wait in line in the rain for over 2 hours, which i was not a fan of!

  10. Pau December 15, 2012 at 8:40 am #

    If you go there again and you’ve never been, you should definitely go to Shakespeare’s book shop. It’s just a magic place.

    • Liz December 16, 2012 at 2:05 pm #

      yes! I have heard of that place! I definitely want to go! Thanks for the tip!! :D

    • Lisa December 17, 2012 at 9:28 am #

      I just looked this place up – looks amazing, great tip

  11. Lisa December 17, 2012 at 9:25 am #

    Good luck getting all that out of the tricky French lady. Looks like you are really going to have to woo her! I have a love/hate relationship with Paris too – amazing place when everything is going good, cold and miserable place when you have to deal with Ryanair and public transport :/

    • Liz January 6, 2013 at 6:16 pm #

      Paris is a tough nut to crack but I think 3rd time’s the charm!

  12. Edna December 17, 2012 at 5:38 pm #

    If you want to take a cooking class, go to La Cuisine Paris — great location next to the river and Hotel de Ville, and the owner Jane is so sweet!

    • Liz January 6, 2013 at 6:18 pm #

      Awesome! thanks for the tip Edna!

  13. Sofie December 18, 2012 at 8:26 am #

    It took me four visits, but I’ve decided that I like the city.
    See how I say ‘like’, and not ‘love’?
    I don’t know the reason for this, but maybe ‘love’ needs a fifth trip…

    • Liz January 6, 2013 at 6:16 pm #

      haha book away!

  14. Christina December 20, 2012 at 11:56 pm #

    This is fantastic, I couldn’t have said it better. If you’re going to do Paris, you better do it right!!! When I was in high school, my grandmother took me to Paris and we did EVERYTHING I could dream of, staying at the Ritz Paris, shopping the champs de elysses, going to the restaurant in the middle of the eiffel tower, etc,etc. I even got a french cooking lesson. It was soo memorable and although I haven’t been back to Paris since, it sticks in my memory as one of the most magical places in the world. If you’re gonna do it- do it right!!! :)

    • Liz January 6, 2013 at 6:17 pm #

      That sounds like it was magical! You are so right, if you are gonna do it, you gotta do it right!

  15. Laura December 30, 2012 at 2:56 pm #

    Paris is such a hard one to crack if you don’t know the French. I think it offers two experiences; the all out sex in the city touristic romance (which isn’t cheap) or it lets you in under it’s skin letting you learn to love Paris like the locals (but that is very very hard to do unless you live there). Only if you give Paris the time and live in the city will it let you really in and then whenever you go back it will welcome you always with open arms.

    I blogged about it as I’ve been going there for years

    Laura x

  16. Zohaib March 11, 2014 at 6:58 pm #

    Lovely post! but is it possible you can share the secrets of escaping queues with us :)

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