10 Things I Really Wish People Would Stop Doing on Airplanes

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I’m just going to go ahead and make a bold statement. I hate planes. I fucking hate them.

I hate airports. I hate people who work in airports (TSA agents I’m looking at you). I hate the hassle of airports. Why we just can’t apparate from point A to B by now is beyond me.

This probably comes from the fact that I spend so much of my time on planes nowadays. In fact, I’m sure that’s why. I’m also a severe introvert so more than 4 people in a confined space tend to stress me out. Lock me in a tiny moving tin tube for more than an hour with hundreds of other breathers, and I start to have anxiety attacks.

Sounds like I picked the wrong profession, right?

annoying people on airplanes

Granted, I have had many flights go by without a hitch, which makes the bad ones hell in comparison. Combined with the fact that I have a special talent for finding myself in really uncomfortable situations makes me really NOT look forward to long travel days.

It’s been a while since I ranted on here but I needed to do something while traveling for days on end over the past week. After years of reflection, I’ve realized it all boils down to two things: respect and awareness. If only people were more aware of all the people around them on flights AND respected them, 99% of flights would take off without general grumpiness.

Of course there is always someone misbehaving. Always.

Here are my 10 things I wish people would really stop doing on airplanes: 

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1. Smelling like, well, anything

As a general rule, you should probably shower sometime close to take-off. And if showering is impossible, bring a change of clothes and deodorant in your carry-on. Please. Can I even begin to count the number of times I’ve been on a flight in close proximity to someone who reeked? I don’t get it, how can you not be aware that you smell like a high school locker room? If I don’t shower, I am painfully aware of it, and I would never consider subjecting someone next to me on a flight to that.

Then of course the opposite happened while I was waiting at Dulles Airport last week to catch my flight to San Francisco. Across the aisle in the waiting area before boarding, as I was sipping my coffee I watched in horror as a woman took out a bottle of some kind of hippy essential oil and proceed to douse herself in it. I could literally feel my eyes prickling from 15 feet away. It was like she was anointing herself in holy communion or something.

As far as I’m concerned, everyone should smell neutral on a plane. Good or bad, I don’t want to smell you at all.

annoying people on airplanes


2. Asking to switch seats

Ok, I’m anal – I like a window seat. I go to great lengths to make sure I have my seat planned, prepped and reserved in advance before I even journey to an airport. Sometimes I even have to pay for it.

Have you ever been on a flight where people are boarding and there’s a family that doesn’t have seats together and they go around asking people to switch seats? It’s happened to me several times, and I feel like a bitch but I always say no. I picked my seat, dammit, and I am not giving it up because someone is too lazy to plan in advance.

Have they heard of the internet? Do they have phones? It’s not that hard to get in contact with an airline in advance and rearrange seats or even when you are checking in, but why wait til you are on the plane to ask is beyond me. The only airline I’ve ever had problems with about seat selection is American Airlines, but that’s a story for a different day.

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3. Overhead bin violations

Flights are almost always full nowadays, which means the overhead bins can be a hot commodity. If you are traveling with a big backpack or rolling suitcase, you have to use the bin. However, I’ve got little legs, and I always stow my canvas tote and camera satchel under the seat in front of me, except for when I take my backpacking backpack on board. And while I settle in my seat, I watch people over and over again stuff tiny purses, shopping bags, coats and other small foldable crap in the empty overhead bins while the plane still boards.

You see my backpack? It can’t fit under the seat, do you mind if I move your feather down jacket and duty-free booze bags so I can put it in the overhead bin?

I always feel like a dick when I have to move people’s stuff around or ask them to move it if I need to stow a bigger bag up there. Use some common sense and don’t be an idiot. Wait until the plane has boarded THEN put your smaller shit away if you need to.

The lack of common sense in people continues to astonish me.

annoying people on airplanes


4. Using the headrest in front of you to stand up

This drives me bananas. It takes a lot for me to fall asleep on a plane, especially when I forget to bring my Ambien with me. It makes me want to scream if I’ve finally fallen asleep only to be physically jerked away when the person behind me grabs my seat to sit up.

This is something that also baffles me. Why can’t people stand up putting their hands on the arm rests, the wall, or heaven forbid their own seat?

In-flight behavior 101 – never touch the seat in front of you unless it’s an emergency. And for some reason if you do need to, apologize or give some heads up first.

5. Not patrolling your kids

Another hot topic in the travel world – traveling with kids. Normally I’ve got no problem with kids on planes, I don’t even mind babies. Kids are kids, babies cry, I get all that, no problem.

My beef starts when parents don’t control their offspring on planes. That drives me nuts. Whether these feral kids are kicking my seat like a soccer ball, running up and down the aisles, or screaming while the parents just sit there, that’s when I get pissy. No one invades my personal space cave on a flight. NO ONE.

This is why I’ve reverted to the Oatmeal school of thought where I believe airplanes should be laid on with special kennels in the back for children. Sigh, one day.

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I’m not a mom yet; I’ve made the decision I’m not ready to deal with all the baby stuff yet, which means I don’t want to deal with your parent issues either. I’ve had a kid spill a drink on me because mommy was too busy watching the movie in her aisle seat once, but the absolute worst was getting barfed on a transatlantic flight in 2009.

Actually I’ve been puked on twice while traveling, both times because of parental negligence. This time I was minding my own business in a window seat while the mom next to me bottle-fed her baby. She then props him up to burp on her right shoulder and guess who gets vomed on? Yours truly.

They say that when its your kid, it’s different and you can put up with all those bodily fluids. Well it wasn’t my kid and I lost it. Big time. Feed your baby in your seat, but go burp him by the bathrooms.

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6. No snoring, no drooling

This goes hand in hand with number 1. I’m guessing that most people who snore are aware of it and know they snore. Am I right? So when you are on a plane with a bazillion other people, try not to snore. If that means drinking a coffee, drink a coffee. If that means not reclining your seat, don’t recline your seat.

On my San Fran flight, my seatmate was a massive snorer. Like I could hear him over my headphones with the volume on max. Now that’s just impressive. Even the flight attendants were astonished. As they were serving drinks, one took a look at him, and said out loud, “Sweet Jesus.”

It was a 6 hour flight during the day. Stay awake.

annoying people on airplanes


I should probably add in here one of the grossest things that happened to me on a plane, right up there with the baby barf. I was seated next to this little old lady, I mean very nice and sweet, but she kept dozing off, like old ladies do. The thing was that she couldn’t stay upright and would inch by inch lean over until she was basically napping on my shoulder in which I would wiggle around to sort of wake her up.

But the third time she slid on my shoulder, she drooled all over my arm. Like a fucking faucet. Oh my gawd. I was horrified, horrified but I couldn’t say anything because she was so old and sweet and we had chatted while boarding creating a mini-connection. All I could think was thank god I wore long sleeves that day! So I kinda poked her and she propped back up while trying to discreetly wipe her slobber off. Then I basically spent the next hour trying to keep her from falling over on me. It’s kinda like the baby issue, not my grandma, I’m not ok with being drooled on.

If you can’t sleep like a normal person and not bother those around you, you lose your in-flight sleeping privileges. End of story.

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7. Bringing smelly food on board

Just like I don’t like smelling people, I also don’t like smelling food. Have you ever been on a flight where people bring on McDonalds? That odor lingers, people. Greasy fast food smell is not something I like having to deal with in an enclosed space for hours, I don’t know about you.

If you’re going to need to eat some hot food, eat it in the terminal please. My only other pet peeve about this is unique to me, in that I am deathly allergic to peanuts. This means the smell makes me want to die a little.

As most aware people have probably noticed, peanuts haven’t been served on planes in the US in years because of allergy peeps like me, except for Southwest, which I can never fly because even if my flight doesn’t serve peanuts, it doesn’t mean the plane is clean from peanut dust from previous flights – imagine having to live like that!

Anyways, it’s a very violent allergy compared with others and it’s the one food that really reeks; I don’t have a dairy, gluten, shellfish allergy, but from what I understand, the smell is not as potent as peanuts. Smelling peanuts in an enclosed space makes me nauseous, dizzy and prone to getting sick and I risk going into anaphylactic shock and DYING, which nobody wants, right?

And yet, people still feel the need to eat peanuts on planes. It makes me feel like a massive douche to either have to ask you to stop or complain to a stewardess, so please do us all a favor and just don’t eat anything with peanuts in the first place on a flight. Or better yet, think about what food you’re going to eat on a plane beforehand.

annoying people on airplanes


8. Walking down the aisle and grabbing everyone’s seat

Normally I never sit in aisle seats; I have this weird habit where I like to feel cocooned and snug and can lean my head against the window to nap on flights. However, somehow in spite of my talent for fighting for the perfect window seat, I ended up in an aisle seat this summer on one of my long-haul redeye flights, in which my abhorrence for this seat along with passenger in-flight behavior was firmly reaffirmed.

For some reason, certain passengers on flights feel the need to touch the headrest of every aisle seat on their way to and from the toilet; I lost count at 25 on this flight alone. It’s safe to say I got zero sleep on that flight thanks to people lurking in the aisles and playing headrest war.

IT’S NOT A GAME PEOPLE! You can keep your hands to yourself. If you can walk down normal hallways without grabbing the wall, I’m guessing you can also walk down the aisle of the plane without annoying every passenger in seat C, D, G or H.

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9. Seat reclining do’s and don’ts

On long-haul flights, you’re gonna definitely want to recline your seats. I’m a premature grandma and have a bad back, so if I sit too long straight up without changing positions, it really starts to bother me. But with most people who have common sense, you easily realize how and when do recline your seats.

Personally, I never recline my seat on short flights; I can deal. I also do not recline my seat until after the first meal is served and I usually warn people behind me. Do you know what happens when you recline or upright your seat when someone has their tray table down behind you? Shit goes flying. FLYING.

Don’t even get me started if I have my laptop out. If you break my laptop screen or even come CLOSE to breaking my laptop screen, shit.will.hit.the.fan.

annoying people on airplanes


To the lovely man who reclined his seat 100% on my 13 hour flight to Auckland before the seatbelt sign even came on, you’re dead to me; though thanks for inspiring this article. Snoozing through the meal and the numerous announcements asking passengers to put their seats up for supper, the flight attendant asked me if I wanted her to wake him up when she was serving dinner. Ok, of course I want you to wake him up – I can’t even put anything on my tray with his seat down, but can you not put it on me so I feel like a dick for not being more accommodating in front of my row peeps? Thanks.

Also, I take it to the next level and always look behind me and occasionally ask the person behind me if they’re cool with me reclining. Oh you’re six feet tall? I’ll just go ahead and keep my seat up.

Just a few simple, polite words make all the difference. Just like relationships, flight communication is key.

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10. You tell me

What’s the most annoying thing people do on planes? Have any horror stories? What’s the most obnoxious thing you’ve witnessed on a plane? Do you have any in-flight pet peeves?

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  1. Nodding in agreement with all of those – It’s been over six years since I last got on an airplane and I have no intention of doing so anytime soon. Thanks for reminding me of some of the reasons why – give me a boat any day 🙂

  2. Amen to everything on this list. I ALWAYS get asked to switch seats with people. I take the time to pick a window seat (even on AA flights) for a reason, please stop being lazy and do the same. I just wish I didn’t feel bad for saying no. Not related to in-flight behavior, but I also have little to no patience when it comes to people unprepared for the security checkpoints. The rules have been in place for years, you know you have to take out your laptops and take off your shoes at US airports. Don’t take forever to do so.

    Personally, the worst thing I’ve witnessed was a girl who decided to paint her nails on a flight to DC. The smell was absolutely nauseating! And I don’t want to consider what would have happened with turbulence. My mom has also had a guy clip his nails once on an international flight…what even.

    I completely agree that it all boils down to respect, and a teensy bit of common sense.

    1. Gross!!! I hate when people take forever at security. Took me an hour to get through at Dulles last week because of a huge group of teen camps, it’s not that hard people!

      1. when youre sitting next to someone who asks if they can take their shoes off, you say no but when u fall asleep u wake up with two bare feet on your lap and they’re asleep by then or worse is when they say their feet hurt and keep pestering u for a massage

    2. As often as I’ve flown, I’m surprised that I’ve only had that seat change request happen to me once. It was on an Asiana flight from Seoul to LAX, and the airline changed my seat (I reserved a window, they gave me a middle at check in). Luckily for me, a guy sitting in a window seat asked me for my middle seat so he can sit next to his wife.

      Of course one of the worst flights I’ve been on was a red-eye from Bangkok to Tokyo, where the guy next to me absolutely reeked! REEKED!!! He smelled somewhere between curry, & a religious fear that taking a shower would wash away his immortal soul. Lovely!

      Another nightmare flight I had was from Singapore to JFK, where the Flight Attendant call button kept pinging Non Stop FOR 21 HOURS STRAIGHT!!!

      And the kicker for Both these flights: I was flying in Business Class! (I’m not rich, I just had a shitload of miles to redeem).

    3. Don’t be too hard on people who ask you to swap seats, there may be a back story, like mine: I was supposed to return from Bali, Indonesia last Thurs (30 hours in the air, plus 4 layovers), when I came down with a Wicked ear infection. I was grounded by a general practitioner, sent to an ENT specialist and missed my flight. The ENT ok’d me to fly, so we headed out the next day with major finagling on the part of the airlines, but my partner and I no longer had seats together. I have terrible flight anxiety, esp on takeoff and descent, and I was in pain and felt like ass, all of which I knew was going to be exacerbated at 30,000 feet. So, after losing the battle at the terminal counters, we resorted to asking stewards and seat mates if they would switch. I felt bad, and I did not press the issue hard with anyone, but we did try to sit together and we were successful except for the shortest leg of the flight.
      My flight pet peeve is people who refuse to turn off their phones even though we all know we have to turn them off, even though they make several announcements, and then the attendents have to resort to getting pissy with them as if they are a child refusing to put their toys away. It pisses the attendents off for the whole flight and usually ends in my being denied an extra bag of those little ginger cookies I love.

    4. You should feel bad for not switching. Usually the people had assigned seats together but were split up by the airline at the last minute.

      1. Let me think, nope, don’t feel bad so I’ll keep on eating my M&Ms on the airplane

  3. I was smiling a bit at the shout-out to the man who inspired this post, but then I remember that I have a long-haul flight later this week and will soon be enjoying these same annoyances.

    One thing I detest is when my flight neighbor insists on talking…and talking and talking. I’m all for chatting a bit and meeting new people, but just because we decided to choose neighboring seats does not make us best buds! I remember a notably bad time when this woman kept yakking at me while the plane was descending–I get really queasy during descents and just wanted to put my head down. The oblivious woman kept talking to me which totally didn’t help. Ugh!

  4. YES to everything here. I 100% agree. The overhead bin thing, especially, drives me crazy. I also can’t stand the people who definitely bring more than the “one carry-on, one personal item” onto the plane. Why have rules like that if no one has to follow them?!

    As for the most annoying thing I’ve witnessed: My boyfriend and I had the window and middle seat, and as the plane doors closed, the aisle seat next to me was empty. As I prepared to move over and stretch out, a (huge) guy who had been sitting behind us jumped into the empty aisle seat. And then he proceeded to shout/talk to his son behind us (they HAD been sitting side by side). They yelled to each other for the whole damn flight. RAGE.

    1. The thing I wish people will stop doing is bringing really bad junk food (even do I really like junk food) and end up vomiting. I do not like planes because:
      1. People vomit
      2. You can get stuck In the toilet while you are getting dressed and the plane has already landed
      3. Every time I go on a plane there is always a baby crying and crying.

    2. sounds like a person who wrote the original article needs more than ambien. probably could use some Xanax and some Prozac also. when you travel on a plane you know there is also something called other human beings. Get a grip. judging by your photo, You’re not that cute or anything special…..

      Hope you find the help you need.


      1. oh I’m not that cute 🙁 your just broke my heart.

        The whole point of this post was to remind people that there are other human beings on a plane and they should act accordingly, and not like animals.

        Now I’m curious – which point do you do on planes that I offended you by calling you out on?

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